The first flush of the year

So Happy New Year 2009! I hope you had a merry Christmas and a happy little New Year. We have a little tradition in our household, which started way back in college. I invented the very appropriately named "the first flush of the year". Excitedly we would all wait around for the stroke of midnight like the rest of the good people of earth, but shortly after kissing our loved ones when the clock struck twelve, we would dash through the house to find any available toilet to flush. Gleefully we would press the plunger down and joyously shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR". It symbolized the flushing away the old year and getting that clean fresh bowl for the new one. These handsome display models here show you directly how to get the most bang for your buck for this new tradition, try sharing the whole experience with a friend or two. Try explaining this picture in any other context and you're sure to get some funny looks. So even though 2010 is a long way off, resolve right here and now to add the first flush of the year to your next New Years repertoire.